Soft Launch Season
Welcome to the beta blur.
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A Gen-Z advice column for those who’d rather delete the chat than double-text, coming soon.
^ click there
Ask away, unsolicited advice when you need it
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Do you fancy the idea of the houseparty? (send answers at confessionals)
YES, LETS KISS AND MINGLE
Absolutely not, too much social pressure
I’d go to one if the vibes were right
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Red flags. Soft launch disasters. Coming soon to a browser tab near you. This one’s gonna be fun. Stay tuned.
Soft launching is an art form.
So is knowing when to archive it.