Soft Launch Season

Welcome to the beta blur.

• Ask Z

  A Gen-Z advice column for those who’d rather delete the chat than double-text, coming soon.

  ^ click there

  Ask away, unsolicited advice when you need it

• Thoughts for Week

  Do you fancy the idea of the houseparty? (send answers at confessionals)

  • YES, LETS KISS AND MINGLE

  • Absolutely not, too much social pressure

  • I’d go to one if the vibes were right

• Next Up: Chaos Corner

  Red flags. Soft launch disasters. Coming soon to a browser tab near you. This one’s gonna be fun. Stay tuned.

Soft launching is an art form.

So is knowing when to archive it.